In honor of America’s 236th birthday, I’d like to leave you with these gems (all of which come from and all credit should go to Sharpwriter.deviantart.com). Happy 4th! ‘MERICA!
Also because I love to shamelessly show off my dog, I’d like to tell you a story. See, she loves walks. I figure, what better way to celebrate the 106 degree weather than take my dog on a walk to Dairy Queen to sit under giant shady umbrellas, eat an Oreo Blizzard (what’s more American than that), and have a big cup of ice water (that was for Lucy). It started fine, but within just a few blocks, this is what happened.
One of us has a genuine smile. The other does not. You can guess which one is which.
And within seconds of <li><del>walking</del></li> being carried in the door, Lucy found the fan and waiting with baited breath for me to bring her a bowl of ice water.